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1. Which colours are represented on the Australian flag?
- cane toad green and dehydrated earthy brown

2. Indigenous people have lived in Australia for ...
- they moved into the house next door last weekend

3. Australia's national flower is the ...
- the fungus

4. Which is a popular sport in Australia?
- electing dishonest, self serving tools into parliament

5. Australia's political system is a ...
- joke

6. The Capital of Australia is...
- Washington DC

7. Which animals are on the Australian Coat of Arms?
- the brown desert rat and the Queensland cane toad

8. Where did the first European settlers to Australia come from?
- Africa

9. Who is Australia's head of state?
- Dame Edna Everage

10. Who was the first Prime Minister of Australia?
- don't know and don't care

11. What song is Australia's national anthem?
- I like aeroplane jelly

12. What do you call the elected head of a state government?
- #$!*!1 lying #!*& good for nothing !$#%!!

13. Which federal political party or parties are in power?
- GOP

14. Which of the following are Australian values?
- everyone one for themselves aka screw the poor

15. Australia's values are based on the ...
- survival of the fittest

16. What does Anzac Day commemorate?
- that idiots can lead the military and that it is ok to loose at war

17. In what year did the first European settlers arrive?
- I'll go ask an Australian Aborigine

18. How many states are there in Australia?
- mentally speaking?

19. Australian soldiers fought in ...
- every one of the US silly wars since Australian federation

20. What is Australia's biggest river system?
- the sewage system

1. Which colours are represented on the Australian flag?
Same colours as Amerikkkka.

2. Indigenous people have lived in Australia for ...
- As long as John Howard wants them to.

3. Australia's national flower is the ...
- Cannabis Sativa.

4. Which is a popular sport in Australia?
- Digging holes to bury militants.

5. Australia's political system is a ...
- One way street.

6. The Capital of Australia is...
- AIPAC.

7. Which animals are on the Australian Coat of Arms?
- A lion and an eagle.

8. Where did the first European settlers to Australia come from?
- The lion.

9. Who is Australia's head of state?
- George W Bush.

10. Who was the first Prime Minister of Australia?
- Ten Canoes.

11. What song is Australia's national anthem?
- I'm A Lumberjack.

12. What do you call the elected head of a state government?
- Corporate Greed.

13. Which federal political party or parties are in power?
- NAZI PARTY.

14. Which of the following are Australian values?
- Tall poppie syndrom

15. Australia's values are based on the ...
- Survival of the shamed.

16. What does Anzac Day commemorate?
- Anzac Biscuits.

17. In what year did the first European settlers arrive?
- Whenever John Howard wants them to.

18. How many states are there in Australia?
- Australia: The New 51st State of the USA.

19. Australian soldiers fought in ...
- Holes.

20. What is Australia's biggest river system?
- The drought.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21751638-662,00.html

1. Which colours are represented on the Australian flag?
- pepsi

2. Indigenous people have lived in Australia for ...
- too long without paying land tax, ie: before the gregorian calendar

3. Australia's national flower is the ...
- whatever is left after logging the old growth forests

4. Which is a popular sport in Australia?
- corporate sponsoring of sporting events

5. Australia's political system is a ...
- entertainment division of the military industrial complex

6. The Capital of Australia is...
- a barbecue area

7. Which animals are on the Australian Coat of Arms?
- would you like to see the menu?

8. Where did the first European settlers to Australia come from?
- boat people

9. Who is Australia's head of state?
- the red guy in the wiggles

10. Who was the first Prime Minister of Australia?
- Ned Kelly

11. What song is Australia's national anthem?
- Hot potato, hot potato!

12. What do you call the elected head of a state government?
- a personal friend of the gaming industry

13. Which federal political party or parties are in power?
- the Murdoch/Fairfax coalition

14. Which of the following are Australian values?
- 6 dollar POT and PARMA!

15. Australia's values are based on the ...
- about 70c of a US dollar

16. What does Anzac Day commemorate?
- a public holiday

17. In what year did the first European settlers arrive?
- the year of the chicken

18. How many states are there in Australia?
- 2: pissed or stoned

19. Australian soldiers fought in ...
- chocolate underwear

20. What is Australia's biggest river system?
- coca-cola

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21751638-662,00.html

ARL stands for Australian Rugby League and AFL stands for Australian Football League.

Does the following apply to the ARL, the AFL?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad cheques

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.

Answer:

Neither, it's the 535 members of the Australian Parliament in Canberra.

The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

http://www.bestoday.com.au/sick/archives/2006/09/

Very clever...

Pie floaters, smokos, cricket, zinc cream, holden utes, x lotto, fritz and sauce, lingerie parties and vegemite: Australians must be made of this. The DICs indicate there is no room for diversity; as far as they are concerned "multicultural "is a dirty word and nothing to be proud of.