Upfield Train line kids culture ? : Melbourne Indymedia

more xtian family values from you tube...
I was on the Upfield Line train going to city to see Through A Scanner darkly the robotropic animation. Cheap Monday at Nova $5.50 - it gimme a larf or two and spun out my eyes with its graphics....
It had "dysfunctional demographic stars" Robert Downey Junior (drug rehab) Woody Harrelson (decrim marijuana advocate) Winona Ryder (shoplifter) and top billed Keanu Reeves cruising on his Neo of the Matrix schtick.
The initials of Scanner Darkly are also the initials of Substance D, ... A Scanner Darkly was one of the few Dick novels to gestate over a long period of ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Scanner_Darkly

some teenage kids got on at 10am off their tits on whatever and drinking and smoking, the other passengers fled further upt he carriage but I was hemmed in, read and as an old fart was invisible and ignored while they rambled on about cocktails of drugs effects, the recent car burnout riot at Noble Park video footage of cops on the run, shoplifting trainer shoes the usual angst peer stuff ...
I was struck how hyped the November G20 kids ruckus was because it was reading writing intelligentsia kids an insult to their aspiring parents, to the rich themselves and their Treasurers .
Whereas these kids were semi-literate but very verbal skilled & diy media camera/ you tube etc savvy.
It follows from redferm "riot"; palm island "riot"; macquarie fields "riot"; dubbo curfew; Cronulla "riot" etc that Oz is getting set for a riot squad scenario in all potential gatherings of youths with media assistance.

anyway I digress they had a verbal jam going on about their dicks which the even younger grrrls present giggled at it struck me that while the G20 crowd had lost of "feminists" most of the "tough chicks" in this scene were very in awe of the Boyz alas. so wanting a laugh i looke dup my dick and then my puss n you tube...can we expect Little G, Sista She, Curse ov Dialekt, the Sharons etc someoe please to do an Oz version asap to follow up
"What are youse girls doing ?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10i17NNujDE

8/1/06
My Puss
I am really in love with this kid Mickey Avalon.
He is amazing and he has a song on his record called "my dick," which i have been playing constantly.
I decided to write a tribute song called "my puss" and I dedicate it to him...

"My Puss"

My puss, the gates of heaven
Your puss, closed seven eleven
My puss, spouting genius rhymes
Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes
My puss, is hot and ready to please
Your puss, is riddled with disease
My puss, has a myspace page
Your puss, all yellowed with age
My puss, cause major erections
Your puss, rigged the election
My puss, is the best on the block
Your puss, invaded Iraq
My puss, is fine so I flaunt it
Your puss, is so old that it's haunted
My puss, make me all kind of money
Your puss, tends to smell kind of funny
My puss, did a monologue
Your puss could probably hide a log
My puss, would be pretty if it showed
Your puss has its own area code
My puss, calms the savage beast
Your puss, infected with yeast
My puss, is a hell of a dame
Your puss, outed Valerie Plame
My puss, is so tight and hot
Your puss, has a parking lot
My puss wet like hurricane Katrina
Your puss couldn't even get help from FEMA
My puss won a Pulitzer prize
Your puss is enormous in size
My puss is sexy in lace
Your puss, could rent out some space
My puss, would please the hardest banger
Your puss, is like an airplane hangar
My puss, is keepin' it real
Your puss, invented the wheel

I want to hear about yours!!! Write in with your genital rhymes and I will post the best ones!!!

http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/

Mickey Avalon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhMETVYSOxg
My Dick

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shotlift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick made a geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus