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Peace is only a handful of killings away
by Dr Nick Friday July 28, 2006 at 11:53 PM

Why tackle the formidable Israel lobby in our respective nations when some strategic targeting of arselicking sycophants could short circuit the whole Western mania for Imperialism in the oil rich Islamic nether regions?

Hi everybody! Dr Nick Riviera here.

I was just passing and noticed that Darwin Indymedia's hidden articles section has no articles in it.

What gives?

Anyway, I was struck by your plight and decided that I should assist in any way I could.

To that end, I have noticed that the worlds descent into a Bosch-ian/Dante-ian hell has been facilitated by a mere virtual handful of political arseholes.

Do you realise that we could pull up the Zionist-Xtian Fundamentalist Crusade in it's tracks with some strategically targeted killings?

Why tackle the formidable Israel lobby in our respective nations when some strategic targeting of arselicking sycophants could short circuit the whole Western mania for Imperialism in the oil rich Islamic nether regions?

Does the fultility of trying to address a rigged game of democracy escape you?

Anyhoo dudes, has anyone noticed ;

In the US, There are in 535 Members of Congress. Congress is split into two branches, the House of Representatives and the Senate. There are 435 Representatives in the House (called Congressmen or Congresswomen) and 100 Senators in the Senate.

In the UK, There are 646 Members of Parliament.

In Canada, there is 308 members of the House of Commons.

In Australia, There is 150 members of the House of Representatives and 76 Senate seats.

So kids, how many of these corrupt motherfuckers do we need to knock before these bent cunts get the message that we won't tolerate their assaults on our friends in the Middle East?

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Thirty ought six brothers
by Dr Nic Saturday July 29, 2006 at 12:12 AM

P.S.

That's only 1715 all up folks.

So, should we go on blowing up beautiful (but, unfortunately, racially flawed) children or knock some pathetic opportunistic maggots?

Since 1990 there has been about 5000 such 'Westernitis' parasites while in excess of 10 million people have met avoidable and senseless violent deaths in 'poor' countries.

Another 10 million or so in the next decade or so, or, a few dozen parasites to stop the whole fetid recurring circus?

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I was just passing and noticed that Darwin Indymedia's hidden articles section has no arti
by axxs Saturday July 29, 2006 at 12:52 AM

Darwin Indymedia

arafura.axxs.org

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hypolink
by dr nic Saturday July 29, 2006 at 01:02 AM

I don't know wot you is talkin about.

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did I miss a meeting?
by at the docks Saturday July 29, 2006 at 01:14 AM

might as well take this opportunity to say hi to all our friends over in pine gap...

all going okay?

with the bells and whistles and stuff?

kewl

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Echelon scrutineers fuck small animals with tight passages
by Nr Dic Saturday July 29, 2006 at 01:32 AM

Oh yeah, I forgot.

To all our good friends in the Departments of Number Crunching...shove it up your arse you dog cunts.

And ah...killed any babies lately you pissweak fools?

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Reckless Youth
by These Kids Today Saturday July 29, 2006 at 01:41 AM

"And ah...killed any babies lately you pissweak fools?"

Anyone who has a problem with killing babies hasn't spent enough time with teenagers.

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Have passport (Israeli/host), will kill babies
by Hot Pies Saturday July 29, 2006 at 01:47 AM

"Anyone who has a problem with killing babies hasn't spent enough time with teenagers."

I suppose that is an endorsement for the IDF?

I.E. IDF specialise in baby killing

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Stimulating Thrill Kills
by Zion-Naziboys in Uniform Saturday July 29, 2006 at 02:01 AM

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Joy and Mockery
by Zion-Naziboys in Uniform Saturday July 29, 2006 at 02:10 AM




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.222 sprays brains
by Patriot Games Saturday July 29, 2006 at 02:23 AM

I hear there is about 100 Aus/Jews already locked and loaded for the Jew army with another 200 reservists waiting for a chance to mince goy flesh witrh US supplied bunker busters.

Are these cunt killers going to be arrested for crimes against humanity on their return to Australia or will Howard and Downer be bitch fighting each other for a chance to lick their filthy arseholes?

Anyone who knows the value of a dollar wouldn't bet on a war crime trial.

How about a list of these cunts names?

No mother fucking baby killing cunt will ever walk this land in peace again.

You go Jewboy but if you come back I'll be waiting.

Names motherfuckers, I want names.

None of those killer cunts in this place or I'll have their fucking heads off.

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additional information needed
by traceroute Saturday July 29, 2006 at 02:31 AM

Interesting propostion Nr. Dick, but in order to fully appreciate your stunning logic I/we/us require some additional information, you understand that turn of phrase now don't you? LOL!

Perhaps more detail on implementation and implements. While you're at it, set us up with some passes and ID's so we can move freely around various depts. Just a small ask for a small psyop - ROFLMFAO!


Kismo my herring.

Hack your phishing!

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Zion-Nazi Homoerotic Satire
by Zion-Naziboys in Uniform Saturday July 29, 2006 at 02:32 AM
fecalmatter4goyim.24hrs@zion.nazi.media




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If I had a hammer....
by Screwdriver Saturday July 29, 2006 at 02:41 AM

Hey hackmo, well it's like this...

they are all flesh and blood...

they all put their bins out...

they all wander around investigating sounds in the...

they can't all be guarded 24/7...

they can pick me off...

but if they do that I assume there are some fellow travellers who can act autonomously....

Are we slaves?

Are we monitored 24/7?

Not yet?

What's stopping us?

Are you gonna let them keep killing because you are a pissweak waste of space?

What does it take?

A gun

a knife

a boxcutter (stanley knife)

cricket bat

pipe

screwdriver

rock

string

fist

boot

bottle

fists

get up... stand up

how long will we stand back and watch them killing innocents?

Pretty soon we will be the targets of their pre emptive strikes.

What then?

It will be too late bitch...

but then maybe you have really wanted Zio perfection all along...right?

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Don't bother
by Cowards Castle Saturday July 29, 2006 at 02:56 AM

White people like to do their killing by remote control. From a safe distance.

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lumbago
by jack Saturday July 29, 2006 at 03:17 AM

what is, "satire"? i looked up 'parody', but that wasn't it!

Jus an ol' faggot love song, cummin down in immuno harmony.

Give us a break vanka or lead by e.g.



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humming and buzzing
by drone Saturday July 29, 2006 at 03:29 AM

You'd better believe it 'Castle'. The new gen won't even see a real battlefield until after the event. Notice how popular UAVs are lately?

Its just the beginning and its just in time. American soldiering is finito ... they all require massive doses of amphettes to hit the front these days.

The only thing that can stop the madness are the people -- and we all know how motivated and passionate they are!!

Get ready for the nightmare of your life in a decade or two.

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Turning their weapons back on them
by Psy Pops Saturday July 29, 2006 at 03:56 AM

Sometimes it is enough for the target to know of their vulnerability.

Fear of the deed can be as effective as the deed itself.

A photograph that captures that vulnerabilty can be just as effective as an act or weapon.

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Thankyou all!
by Imbecile Spotter Saturday July 29, 2006 at 10:58 AM

A sincere thankyou to you all. It does an Imbecile Spotter's heart good to see so many of his quarry poping their heads up with gay abandon.

I have a few new ones for my ever-growing collection. By late November, my exhibition 'The Postmodern Imbecile' wil be ready for its gala opening. Obviously, many of you here at MIM will receive on line invitations to this august event.

Again, thankyou for a wonderful thread, replete with imbecile. I think we can close it off now, given its descent into the ridiculous.

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It all makes sense when you get drunk
by Dr Nic Saturday July 29, 2006 at 01:04 PM

What!? You don't like our work?

That's because you are sober idiot!

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Fuck Yahweh up the arse
by Middle East for Islam Saturday July 29, 2006 at 03:30 PM

Gee, I get different results to you.

I guess that's because you are a biased, racist fuckwit.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=palestine&fr=FP-tab-news-t-t500&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8&fr2=tab-news

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thanks for proving my point
by you prove my point Saturday July 29, 2006 at 04:29 PM

Gee, I get different results to you.

I guess that's because you are a biased, racist fuckwit.

And just why does a terrorist fellator get different results? Because that's an image, a screen capture of September the 11th of 2001. Yahoo pages change constantly.

You are incredibly stupid. And you dare call someone a fuckwit?


Muslimes and their Unbathed allies are quite the "intellectuals". HA HA HA HA HA  

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Peace is only a few billion dead goyim away
by Judeo-Nazis on Parade Sunday July 30, 2006 at 03:33 AM


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"gay abandon"
by truckie Sunday July 30, 2006 at 05:06 PM

fuckin faggs .. 'spotted' is a poof, its as plain as the faggot tone in his/her comments, bitch!

A thread that doesn't degenerate into inanity (insanity) is a dead thread.

No poof is safe.

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